Tag: Trust Me I’m an Engineer

Engineering Student

A male engineering student was crossing a road one
day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss
me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bent over,
picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog
spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me
back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for
one week.” The engineering student took the frog out
of his pocket, smiled at it; and returned it to his pocket.
The frog then cried out, “If you kiss me and turn me
back into a princess, I’ll stay with you and do ANYTHING you want.”

Again the boy took the frog out,
smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the
frog asked, “What is the matter? I’ve told you I’m a
beautiful princess, that I’ll stay with you for a week and
do anything you want. Why won’t you kiss me?” The
boy said, “Look I’m an engineer. I don’t have time for a
girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.”

Question

Interviewer:”If the Earth rotates 30 times faster,
what will happen?”

Candidate:”We will get our salary everyday” 😀
Think Greedily
Act Confidently:

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Portable And Disposable Speaker

portable and disposable speaker

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Who Is Engineer

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Java

This guy must be an Engineer

The husband was a clever engineer :)

Nice Imagination

Engineers Watch

lol